Thursday, May 7, 2009

Cameron Diaz, Brett Favre, and a Retard


I tend to be a pretty easy going person and there are few things in life which really bother me. With this in mind, people who refuse to give the courtesy wave while out on the roads, gravely bother me. Seriously, is it that hard for someone to throw up a quick courtesy wave, when another driver takes time out of their day to give up their right away so you can go first? I just don't get it. The courtesy wave needs to be a way of life.


As of last night and even this afternoon there was every indication that Brett Favre would soon be a Minnesota Viking. However, these indications have come and gone and now the media, will probably be left pondering his next move. On a personal note, I think Favre should stay retired from the NFL. He owns basically every record there is for a quarterback, both good and bad, and set his career focus on new achievements. Can you imagine Brett Favre coming out next year not in the NFL, but in the AFL. If Favre were to play Arena Football, he could instantly demand a huge contract, compete for Chris Griesen's touchdown record of 117, and at least sell some tickets. And selling tickets is something that I'd imagine all AFL teams would probably like to do. After that, perhaps he could join the likes of Garth Brooks and Billy Crystal and get offered a spring training contract with the New York Yankees. Okay, at this point I'm beginning to stretch it a bit, but up to this point the man has proven he can basically do anything. He was great as a Packer, he was great in that movie with Cameron Diaz and a retard, he's great in those Levi commercials, and he would probably be great in the Arena Football League. Either way, it's just an idea.

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