Monday, November 9, 2009

Andre Agassi Rocks a Hair Piece


I was driving home this morning and listening to "The Herd" on ESPN radio, and host Colin Cowherd made an interesting point during his talk show. He was speaking about Andre Agassi's recent interview with Katie Couric on 60 Minutes. Now, the interview received a lot of publicity because during the interview, Agassi admitted to using crystal meth. He also admitted that he absolutely hated playing tennis. Despite these two rather surprising confessions, Cowherd noted that it was his third confession that was most shocking. Agassi also confessed that he wore a hairpiece while playing in the 1990 French Open. Typically, I tend to disregard the silly opinions of talk show hosts such as Cowherd, but in this particular case, I think he was dead on.

Hearing that Agassi wore a hair piece during the 1990 French Open that was help up with bobby pins is like being told the mullet that Billy Ray Cyrus rocked when he sung "Achy Breaky Heart" was a fake. It just doesn't seem right. I guess hair really does matter. Only if Barry Bonds had a jerry curl.

There are certain athletes out there who really merit the word "Fuckin" being inserted as their middle name and Tony Romo is certainly atop that list.I'm pretty sure Tyson uttered those same exact words, as Romo led the Cowboys to a dramatic fourth quarter comeback against the Eagles. His touchdown to Miles Austin also helped me secure a 1 point victory over Doin Juice in fantasy football. Tony Fuckin Romo.

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